I'm surprised that you would skip 7 paragraphs and only latch on to the last one. Perhaps, when you actually read those 7 paragraphs you would be able to understand better my point and analogy.
Since we all know black is the greatest color ever, I have the following great ideas to fix the game.
1. Get rid of the colors and make everything gray scale. This will greatly enhance the feel of the game, and you will make a lot more money because everybody loves black.
2. There is nothing better than black easter eggs. The only thing better than black easter eggs is going on an Easter egg hunt for black Easter eggs on an asphalt road! Next time you hide easter eggs on the map, you should make all the easter eggs black and only hide them on the black parts of the map,
3. Just want to emphasize that you will need to make the grayscale map have lots of really black places so that you can hide the black easter eggs!
4. Oh, the oceans should be totally black. You could hide lots of easter eggs there because the oceans are big, and once they are black, they will be perfect for hiding black easter eggs.
5. With so much black on the screens, it will make it easier for me to get to sleep at night because the screens are too bright. All those bright colors keep me awake and everybody needs to sleep. So make sure the oceans aren't the only things are black, because we need to sleep.
6. Anybody who doesn't like black is like a team of cricket players trying to play baseball.